When you're too lazy to change a light bulb, so you just rap about it.
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Lyrics
Now I don't mean to sound lazy, but I'm really pissed off.
My light bulb exploded, and now it's pitch black.
My temper is rising, and I'm about to blast off!
This is getting in the way of my delicious snack.
My mommas not home, cause she went to work.
I'm completely helpless, like in Cast Away.
My neighbor won't help me, cause he's such a jerk.
He said, "I'm in a wheelchair, sorry. Please have a nice day."
This is some bullshit, I'm too short to get to the ceiling.
All this stress is gonna kill me, with a heart attack.
Even my night light is broken, what a scary feeling.
Can't find the lamp switch, it's like a needle in a haystack.
The worst thing to happen, since 9/11.
Grabbed my cell phone, and turned on the flashlight app.
My light bulb, probably laughin' at me from heaven.
It's so dark, GODDAMN IT, I STEPPED ON A MOUSETRAP.
CHORUS
Ive gotta change my light bulb.
So what you gonna do?
Change the light bulb
But you don't want to.
Ive gotta change the light bulb.
Cause it burned out.
It seems like an easy task, so we don't need to shout.
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Got out of my chair, and went downstairs.
Had to go to the garage, to find a box.
My life isn't fair but nobody cares,
the door shut behind me, and mom change the locks.
So now I'm stuck outside, in the garage tonight.
I've got no food, so I guess I'm gonna starve tonight.
I found the light bulbs, but it doesn't matter tonight.
At least the light bulb in here is working good tonight.
Oh my God, this garage light, just burned out.
This is starting to feel a lot like Groundhogs Day.
Bill Murray needs to come over and help me out.
I'm gonna die, and my bodies gonna start to decay.
I'm gonna call the electrician, and maybe a magician.
And we'll all work on this mission, 'til it's finished to completion.
It'll be a coalition, I'll hire a musician.
He'll play the saxophone for me, like it's an audition.
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