Sometimes you just want to take out a loan, and build a dope blanket fort.
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Early in the morning, first thing I do,
I don't shower, brush my teeth, or make any food.
And then I stole my mama's blankets, stole my daddy's pillows .
But I'm gonna deny it, and throw the evidence out the window.
Cause I need to get started, got a lot to build.
When it comes to makin' forts, I'm definitely skilled.
Gotta fortify the walls, so I'm nice and protected.
If you're not on the guest list, you might just get rejected.
Super fancy blankets, really warm inside.
So when the boogieman comes, Ive got a place to hide.
Got a box of crayons, to pass the time and doodle.
While I kick back and nibble on a toaster strudel.
There's a technique, to getting it looking like a castle.
Jehovah's witnesses around here, wont be a hassle.
Security and ninjas always ready to fight.
Got dragons and rattlesnakes, patrolling at night. Because-
CHORUS
F! For the fort, that I made with my blankets.
O! Originality it took to make it.
R! Ready to play, after I'm all set up. Cause-
T! Times a wasting, and we gotta turn up.
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Its really chilly outside, I'm gonna hide under the covers.
I'm not getting too old for this shit like Danny Glover.
Hashtag, Ill never leave the house again.
Professional architects, say my blanket forts are a ten.
Mom and dad think I'm strange, but I won't ever change.
They said, I should get a job, at the stock exchange.
But that would drive me insane, cause I'm a little deranged.
Like I'm a deer or an antelope, "Home On the Range."
Mom and pop, I don't need a job, so just stop.
I'm never comin' out, unless you're sendin' the cops.
Can someone get me a cough drop, from my brand new gift shop.
So much room left in here, maybe I'll build a bus stop.
This is a life style, so it takes a financial investment.
Got a lease and a mortgage on this bitch, its a commitment.
Havin' a blanket fort, should be the 28th amendment.
I'm the CEO, manager, and the Vice President...
CHORUS
F! For the fort, that I made with my blankets.
O! Originality it took to make it.
R! Ready to play, after I'm all set up. Cause-
T! Times a wasting, and we gotta turn up.
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