If your roommate is from a different planet, make sure they pay for their own sh** .
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He landed on this planet, cause he needed a home.
Broke in my apartment when I was home alone.
I said, OMG you're an illegal alien!
But, you don't really look like the typical Mexican.
I'm not from Mexico and I'm not from this Earth.
This shitty apartment is what I saw first.
I'm a cool guy from outside of the Milky Way.
I'd like to live here, do you mind if I stay?
Well, that depends dude, you're gonna have to work.
I gotta pay the rent so don't act like a jerk.
Whose really gonna hire an extraterrestrial?
You might be dangerous, so be extra careful, yo.
On the planet I'm from, I'm known as a king.
Consider yourself lucky that I'm even asking.
This isn't a discussion, I'm living with you.
And I'll decide later if I pay bills to.
(CHORUS x2)
My roommate is an alien, he's not from Earth.
He never pays the bills when they're do on the 1st.
My roommate is a creature that's not from this planet.
Spaceship and no money, I don't understand it.
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Now it's been eleven months, you haven't given a dime.
Eviction notice coming, we don't have much time.
You're a son of a bitch, you ate my last Otter Pop.
You're driving me crazy, where does this madness stop?!
Chill out mothafucka, I'm smokin' a doobie.
I had too many drugs, now I'm feelin' kinda woozy.
Let's watch a movie, and just hang out on the couch.
I don't understand why you are being such a grouch.
You're a drug addict, and an American food addict.
I'm done with your entire species, I've had it.
Why are you here? Why do you wanna live with me?!
Go back to your galaxy, so I can be free!
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I'm not addicted to drugs, so just keep your mouth shut.
Is it really a problem that I like to turn up?
(CHORUS x2)
My roommate is an alien, from outer space.
This mothafucka makes a mess all over the place.
My roommate is a creature that came down from the sky.
My bank account is so low, I'm about to cry.
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This is your last chance, pay up, or get the fuck out.
They turned off the electricity off, so were livin' in a blackout.
I've got a laser beam, so I'll blow your ass to bits.
If I kill you now, I really wouldn't give two shits.
What the hell are you gonna do, without my money?
They're gonna throw you out, then you won't really think its funny.
We can invade this rock, and turn into our castle.
Then all of you humans can suck our alien A—
WHOA! Whoa! There’s no need for that kind of language, you asshole!
Why do you keep putting your dick in the casserole?!
I'll melt of your organs, then chew on your bones.
How 'bout you go away mortal, leave me the fuck alone.
Leave YOU the fuck alone?! This is MY apartment!
I'm gonna get my gun that's in the secret compartment.
Uh uh, uh uh, wouldn't do that, If I were you.
I'm gonna pull this laser trigger so I can just end you, because you and me as roommates mothafucka are through...
(OUTRO CHORUS)
My roommate was a human from this planet, Earth.
He always paid the bills when they were due on the 1st.
My roommate was a mortal from this little blue rock.
But now he's dead and I'm going out for a space walk.
My roommate, my roommate, my roommate (Repeat / fade out)