When the voices inside your head want some time on the mic.
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Yo, every single day, I make involuntary choices.
Cause locked up in my head, I got TOO MANY VOICES.
Sometimes they all talk at once, or one at a time.
And I always feel like I'm about to lose my mind.
Well, hello my friend I'm a hunter from the jungle.
My flow is so fire, you'll be screaming for your uncle.
Then your world will crumble, your mind will tumble.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty fucking humble.
Don't forget about me, I'm the king of the pixies.
My dick is so big, I can't believe that you could miss me.
Few inches tall, but don't be fooled by my stature.
Full of magic and swag, so it's really not a factor.
Everyone, SHUT UP! Get out of my brain!
I ask you every single day, but this shit doesn't change.
My whole family thinks that I am high on cocaine.
All of this torture and pain, is really inhumane.
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?So lets try this again, I've popped a couple of pills.
To chase the voices away, and help me keep real still. Because-
My doctor says, I'm crazy. My momma says I'm lazy.
But all of the the voices screamin' inside of my head, are keeping me kind of hazy.
You can call me Walter, I'm seventy six.
How did I get trapped in here with a bunch of dicks?
You woke me up from my nap, time to pay the piper.
And while were at it, could one of you change my diaper?
Now my name is Tyler, I'm the boy next door. You know I-
banged your mother and had her screamin' for more.
While I was playin' with my Legos, cause that's just how my day goes.
I'm the definition of a gangsta, and that won't ever change though.
This is the end of the song, I can't take anymore.
I'm tearin' out all of my hair, now its all on the floor.
I'm out of places to hide, I'm at the edge of suicide.
I'm chasin' my sanity, cause it's stuck on a slip n' slide.
Never gonna stop, and I know why, definitely cause I'm schizophrenic.
I don't wanna blame anyone else, cause I really can't, its just genetic.
So lets recap, on the point that I'm trying to make. I try to act normal but I look really fake.
I'm a crazy man, walkin' around with out a plan. My imaginary friends are the BEST!... You understand?
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