BLUEGRASS POLITICAL SATIRE
MY REPUBLICAN BROTHER CHALLENGED ME TO WRITE A SATIRE
WHO STOLE THE PRESIDENTIAL TRAIN
MICHAEL S BROWN ©2013 BMI
WHO STOLE……………………………….
WHO STOLE ………………………
WHO STOLE ………………
WERE WE PUT TO SLEEP, BY A VOODOO QUEEN
OR DID WE GO COMPLETELY INSANE
THERE’S NO TURNING BACK ON A ONE WAY TRACK
THAT OLE ENGINE NUMBER 43
ALL WE CAN DO IS WONDER WHO
WILL SAVE THE DAY FOR ME AND FOR YOU
WERE THEY TAKEN IN, BY A DEVILS GRIN
OR PROMISES HE MADE, SHOULD HE WIN
HE PROMISED THEM RICHES, MUCH GREATER THAN GOLD
BUT IN THE END, THAT IS WHERE THE SHAFT WOULD GO
THE TIME IS HERE, IT’S A TIME TO BE FEARED
ALL THAT’S MISSING IS AN ISLAMIC BEARD
WE REALLY WANT HIS MAGIC CARPET TO FLY
OH SANTA, WE WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS NIGHT
YOU SAY YOU DON’T LIKE THE POLITICAL SCENE
YOU BEST HAVE IT FIGURED OUT BY 2016
MIGHT BE DEMOCRAT, OR JUST A CIRCUS ACT
BUT IF YOU STAY DIVIDED, YOU WON’T WIN IT BACK
OBAMA CARE, IT’S JUST A SOCIALIST TACT
IT’S LIKE BORIS AND NATASHA HAVE TIED YOU UP ON THE TRACK
YOU BETTER GET SMART AND CALL NUMBER 99
OR THIS VILLIAN WILL GET AWAY IN THE NICK OF TIME
CHORUS 2X TAG