New Original from the Rex Arsenal Band
There in check-out aisle - watch them cry or see them smile
Compare your life to theirs - murders, breakdowns, and affairs
Church of the Nightly News - tune-in, and pay your dues
Keep repeating their names - drawn like moths to their flames
We all know we made them - but we over-paid them
Even though we own them - we can never know them
To them it is a business - preying on our illness
They crave constant attention - we need an intervention
Theres no way to defend - all the time that we spend
All the latest highlights - from entertainment parasites
Elaborate weddings and divorces - now their falling off of horses
Raise them up & watch them fall - never seems to get old at all
We all know we made them - but we over-paid them
Even though we own them - we can never know them
To them it is a business - preying on our illness
They crave constant attention - we need an intervention