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They're Gonna Impeach Me Today
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Parody of "Coming To Take Me Away" based on Bill & Monica's Excellent Adventures!! You've been warned!!
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Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
Music-Jerry Samuels/Lyrical Re-write-DLP
Rights
1966
Uploaded
October 12, 2013
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MP3 5.0 MB, 320 kbps, 2:10
Story behind the song
Conceived c1998/1999 This is Take 1,Mix 8.Rec'd c2005 Fostex R-8/Alesis ADAT Long sitting in the can,here is a parody re-write of the MOTHER of all novelty songs set to the adventures of Mr Clinton,& Ms Lewinsky,GUARANTEED to offend SOMEBODY!! Came up with the lyrics in & around late 1998/Early 1999,but didn't actually record it until about 2005,doing it on a Fostex R-8 R+R,then transferring to ADAT.THIS year,transferred it into my Sonar DAW,& did some more mixing work on it.AND as you can probably tell,I sampled & looped the drums & claps directly from the original recording of it by Mr Samuels!!
Lyrics
Remember when you showed your thong and got down on your knees & put my schlong inside your oval orifice....? Well....! ..you sucked & sucked & sucked & I splooged all over your dress & now it looks as though I am in a really big mess.... Because.... (CHORUS) (They're gonna impeach me today,ha ha They're gonna impeach me today ho ho,hee hee,ha ha.....) ...the Republicans & Kenny Starr are calling me a liar, a cheat, a scoundrel A sleaze & they're gonna impeach me today ha ha......! I thought it was a joke so I said lie to lie when Ken asked you if you had ever licked my “Slick Willie”.....! Right.....? I know you lied, you know I lied We lied & lied, but then you blabbed it all to that fat-ass ugly wired b**ch ...! TRIPP .....!! (CHORUS) .... and the Media is in a frenzy They haven't had this much fun since O.J. Simpson & Jon Benet, & they're gonna impeach me today, ha ha....!! I bought you gifts, gave good cigar & this is how you pay me back for giving you the best dick you'll ever have..........?Ha...!! Well you just wait you'll get yours yet And when you do They'll put you on Weight Watchers, you fat ass loud mouth Cheesy SLUT.....! And.... (CHORUS) ...the Republicans. they want my rump roast on a sling for thinking with my ding-a-ling & they're gonna impeach me today ha ha......! ...and the media is having multiple orgasms and flapping their lips & pointing their fingers They're gonna impeach me today,ha ha.....! ...and Hillary & Chelsea are in the Kitchen sharpening butcher knifes & I don't like the looks in their eyes that tells me I think that they're gonna CASTRATE ME TODAY...........!!!!!! (I feel the pain! Aye yi yi,Ah feel the PAAAAIIN!!)
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