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Lyrics
THE COWBOY SONG.
We're up to our axles in cowboys,
with gitars, and blue jeans and boots.
You got to look out
'Cause they all look like outlaws.
You never know who they may shoot.
Oh, we're up to our axles in cowboys,
Hard drinkin', tough talkin' galoots.
Yeah, we're up to our glasses in cowboys.
That's why I wear my cowboy suit.
There's ten cowboys per cow in LA and Nashville.
Dead birds on their hats look so fine.
They drink and they swear, and all of them wear
Cowboy suits. That's why I'm wearin' mine.
Well, we're up to our axles in cowboys,
Hard drinkin', tough talkin' galoots.
Yeah, we're up to our glasses in cowboys.
That's why I wear my cowboy suit.
2013 Words: Jack Blanchard, Music: Michael Warner.