A heartfelt number that will make you cry all night. Because you are weak.
PIN-UP DOLL
There's a cat in my yard
Named Locustwood Boulevard
Who tells me what to work on out
Hey, pin-up doll
He says, "Get the glamour girl - gag her mouth"
An object of affection - all mine
A beautiful dissection - all mine
Pin-up doll - you're all mine
I do what Locustwood says
Or he'll wreck my flowerbed
Send psychic shocks into my skull
Hey, pin-up doll
He says, "Get her on the wall."
An object of affection - all mine
A beautiful dissection - all mine
Pin-up doll - you're all mine
You're made of plastic, I know that
But tell it to the cat
Tell it to the cat