I’ve crossed streams in parallel dimensions vie swam through a river of bad vibes
All just to save your ass and I’m the reason that you’re alive
So don’t sail me down the crazy river every time a specter vapor apparition or demi god comes knockin at your door
I go by doctor these days if you please and I’m a man of much prestige
And I demand to be treated with the respect and dignity a man of my stature deserves
I’ve crossed streams in parallel dimensions vie swam through a river of bad vibes
All just to save your ass and I’m the reason that you’re alive
So don’t sail me down the crazy river every time a specter vapor apparition or demi god comes knockin at your door
And if you talk to zule tell him gozer's gonna be a no show we gonna get letters from the Hittites on that one
Yeah I’m talkin bout the end of the world and that’s a fact
Famine, plague, unpredictable weather, dogs and cats livin together
And then the dead are gonna rise up who you gonna turn to then
And then the dead are gonna rise up who you gonna turn to then
I’ll be takin a stroll with lady liberty and we be dancin to Jackie Wilson
Gettin down to that psychokinetic groove
Yeah and vigo gonna find out I mean business this time
Send his ass back to the Carpathian mountains cryin to his momma
I’ve crossed streams in parallel dimensions I’ve swam through a river of bad vibes
All just to save your ass and I’m the reason that you’re alive
So don’t sail me down the crazy river every time a specter vapor apparition or demi god comes knockin at your door