Selling Rock-a-billy at its best.
The great American past-time of shopping is spoofed in this rocker. BUY BUY BUY!
Sale of the Century
Everybody was pushing on the door early on that Monday
They were biting and scratching to see what they could see
They knew these discount prices would only last one day
Whipping out every single credit card for the Sale of the Century
Women’s ware reduced so low so they could wear the latest fashions
Everything ½ off in Haberdashery
Prices on sporting goods so low no one could match ‘em
Whipping out every single credit card for the Sale of the Century
4-3-2-1
(BRIDGE)
Everybody’s here I’ll tell you why. This thing’s bigger than you or I
It’s colossal It’s immense.
Better come and get while it’s present tense
(GUTAR SOLO THEN BACK TO BRIDGE)
CHARGE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was the biggest sale they ever have known
They all took home things they didn’t need
They had to refinance the house to get a massive bank loan
Paying off every single credit card for the Sale of the Century