Tiger's Christmas wish for you
tiger
woods
tiger woods
golf
white mistress
Story behind the song
Overstating the obvious once again
Lyrics
I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
A mistress or maybe some old whore
There'll be dozens talkin' and one wife walkin'
And you'll hear Tiger snortin' up some blow
I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
No Christmas present from my wife (I did get a subpoena though)
Our family tree is now Blasian and white
We'll be talkin' to our lawyers Christmas night
I'm dreamin' of a white mistress
Sponsors are now starting to bail
They are starting to hike we can maybe keep Nike
I can't keep up with my hate mail
We're gonna hear about another white mistress
Vicodin will make it feel alright
Cadillacs are crashin' in the night
And may all your mistresses be white