Campy Cock Rock about an unusual method for getting chicks.
Story behind the song
When I get drunk sometimes my american accent turns british. My guitarist friend told me I should write a song in a british accent. I decided I'd rather write one about doing a fake british accent to get chicks, and this fictitious tale was the result.
Lyrics
Conversation doesn't come too easily for me if attractive females are there listening,
I thought that I'd just die a lonely fiend and never taste a woman's touch or anything,
Then I made a discovery, Now the women crawl all over me,
I just do a fake british accent, the girls come running from miles around to hear me talk about completely mundane things,
I just do a fake british accent, and no matter what I say, the girls all tell me that it's very interesting,
I got a stain on my shirt (how interesting)
So I did some laundry to day (How very interesting)
But I had no bleach (That's so interesting)
So I went to the store (So are you like from england?)
ummm... yes.
I know I'm lying and I shouldn't be, but you know you would do the same if you were me,
Sometimes I feel they're catching onto me, and that's when I know that it's time to take me leave,
And I wind up at the bar with a face so long, the bartender inquires asking what is wrong...
(chorus)