*WARNING: Does not contain real people* Probably the weirdest thing you'll hear for a very very long time.....
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Lyrics
I really do hate you / I hate you too
I wish you would die / Go get screwed
If this is marriage / What is it for?
Nothing it seems / So walk out that door
Yesterday I snuck some, glue in his toothpaste
man you should have seen, the look on his face
He shut up for hours, seven or more
I wish he would leave, and walk out that door
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I found out she snuck some, glue in my toothpaste
so I got the iron, and left it on her face
While she was sleeping, she got such a fright
but she still won't leave, even after that night
[chorus]
I am marriage councellor, sent to your home
because you kill each other, if you left alone
This is not exceptable, not one day more
so why you no leave, and walk out that door?
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