Song about A little frog who just can't get no respect, let alone a kiss.
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Story behind the song
This song is so off the wall that I have no idea what possessed me to write it.
Lyrics
Kiss the frog (c) Frederick C. Potts
{Spoken]
Oh yeh,
rock and roll.
Let me get my mojo workin' here.
Oh yea baby you and me.
Let me be your mean green lovin' machine mama.
You and me baby.
Uh, now slow down baby don't walk away.
Uh, wah, what you mean? what you mean?
{Sang}
You say I'm ugly on my face there's a wart.
You say I'm slimy, I'm way to short.
Ease up babe, don't write my, epilog.
Give it a try, honey kiss the frog. Yea
{Spoken}
Now that ain't no wart on my face baby,
that's my little nose here now don't ya know.
Yea
{Sang}
Ua, come on sweet thing just give me a glance.
In our future I can see true romance.
Come over here and spend some time on my log.
Next thing you know, you'll want to, kiss the frog. Yea
{Spoken}
Ya know for you baby
I might even take a bath.
Ya never know.
[Chorus]{Sang}
Well, I can be charming
and I could be your prince.
Well I'm the best choice in this pond,
that's a cinch.
Give me a chance, don't be so hard to convince.
{sang}
You say I'm crazy
and you wish I would croak.
I'm funny lookin', ya think I'm a joke.
Don't run away now baby, don't make me jog.
Come on sweet lips, kiss the frog. Yea
{Spoken}
Now there's chemistry hear baby,
you and me yea, I can feel it. Yea
[Chorus]{Sang}
Well, I can be charming
and I could be your prince.
Well I'm the best choice in this pond,
that's a cinch.
Give me a chance, don't be so hard to convince.
{Sang}
Let me tell you just how it could be,
with a me next to you, and a you next to me.
Next thing ya know we'll be slipin' and slidin',
splashin' and floatin', shuckin' and jivein',
makin' a thunder and a rockin' the bog.
Come on honey, kiss this here frog. Yea
{Spoken}
I can see right now baby you need some frog leg in your diet.
What do you mean, you've seen better lookin' legs on a chair?
Now baby you may think you're hot stuff mama,
but I tell you now, I've been turned down
by prettier girls than you before.
And ah, I may be low down, but low class is better than no class
and as far as that goes why you can, - - kiss my little frog lips here,
look at these little frog lips.
Ba ba ba ba baby oh come on now,
you and me mama.
I can feel it, oh yes
let's go, oh rock and roll.