Mothers, lock up your daughters. Sean's in town.
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Things were going good, or so I thought
Then my girl said, “that sean connery’s kinda hot”
Now I wish things would go back to being the same
Before she found out about whatshisname
She's got his picture on every wall
Some across the ceiling and some in the hall
She stares at him seven hours a day
That's why I know I can't stay
What's so great about that guy?
One look at him makes her sigh
I know she doesn't care for me
She just wants to spend time with Sean Connery
Sean Connery stole my girlfriend
She said, "I like how he can always win"
Sean Connery stole my girlfriend
She said," Why can't you be more like him?"
On the weekend nothing's going down
We never go out or into town
I know another evening's gone
When she says, "let's watch a movie with Sean!"
She likes to tell me how much she loves his voice
She likes to tell me that I was the wrong choice
She says she if I were in a movie with her guy
I’d probably play the stupid guy who has to die
She wants you, I want her, and you won’t share
She’ll never see you, but she don’t care
It's because of you my girlfriend's gone
So this is for you: I hate you, Sean