Light-hearted and hillarious rewrite of the well-known holiday classic.
sick humor political twis
Lyrics
Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls without a jock strap!
Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle All the way!
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls out in the wind!
Banging to and fro;
Bashing back and forth;
Bumping up and down;
Thrashing all around.
My balls are black and blue;
My sex has gone to hell;
Now I can't even wash them so
They're starting to smell.
Oh, Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls without a jock strap!
Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle All the way!
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls out in the wind!
I'm in constant pain -
My smile is upside down.
And though I'm taking drugs,
I think I'd rather drown.
I'm starting to get pissed,
'cause pain just really sucks.
The problem is that all this time
I just need one good fuck.
Oh, Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle all the way
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls without a jock strap!
Jingle Balls - Jingle Balls
Jingle All the way!
Oh what pain it is to hang
Your balls out in the wind!