A song about a woman who's secretly a bondage queen.
Black Lace Woman
words and music by Patrick Thompson
She's a normal type of woman
during the day
Doing her job
in her own special way
But when the clock strikes twelve
and the night begins
you better be careful
if you're one of her friends
She's a black lace - a black lace woman
She's a two faced - two faced woman
She ain't no straight laced - straight laced woman
She's a black lacd - two faced woman
In the evening time
when the lights are all out
you better beware
'cause she's running about
you wouldn't recognize her
if you knew her by day
but you can hardly miss her
when she's coming to play
She's a black lace - a black lace woman
She's a two faced - two faced woman
She ain't no straight laced - straight laced woman
She's a black lace - two faced woman
She's a black lace - a black lace woman
She's a two faced - two faced woman
She ain't no straight laced - straight laced woman
She's a black laced - two faced woman
She's coming at ya baby
but she isn't quite herself
she's coming out of the closet
and right up on the top shelf
For your own safety
shut your windows, lock your doors
for it's pain she endures
and the pain will be yours
She's a black lace - a black lace woman
Ohh, a two faced - two faced woman
She ain't no straight laced - straight laced woman
She's the black lace - two faced woman