Co-write with Inge, (aka Serious Music) of Germany. It's a humorus tale about a rich celebrity waiting to go on a late night TV chat show.
comedy
musical theatre
serious music
carol douglas
Story behind the song
Co-write with Inge, (aka Serious Music) of Germany. It's a humorus tale about a wealthy celebrity waiting in the Green Room to go on a late night TV chat show.
Being a happy and down to earth kind of person, the inspiration came after watching celebrities on a TV show and being amused by the pouting lips etc.
I'd heard Inge's superb, innovative songs at Mixposure and with her lovely German accent, I knew immediately that she'd be the perfect person to send these lyrics to..
The style is far removed from her own material, so I feel honoured that she liked them.
Lyrics
I was born in a dive, survived the rot,
Clawed my way to the very top.
Used ingenuity and lots of cheek,
The good life's truly mine to keep.
So likewise Sir, a pleasure to meet you,
It appears that we are both well heeled
Surely, I have nothing to lose Sir,
Status clear with your Gucci shoes.
CHORUS
I'm a household name, a global brand,
To compliment the picture, Im in need of a man,
Who has the same point of view as me,
From the very top, where they all can see.
Darling man, you’ve arrived too soon,
Please come into my dressing room,
Let me check you over for the late show,
Image is the key you know.
Mmm, let me tell you, the presenter is a gas,
Brought a triple vodka in a water glass,
Would you like to see me later dear,
Be a gent and follow my lead, Sir.
Words/Music © Carol Douglas/Serious Music