This is a funny story about May (a very experienced girl) jabbering with her naive girlfriend June about what they would like to do with some dude in the Disco...
ROCK ME LOVER SUCKER
music/lyrics: bigdaddy
INTRO CHORUS:
Ooou...woah.....
Rock me lover sucker...
Ooou...
1 + 2 VERSES:
JUNE (naive):
Hey May ah, do you see that yummy guy...
MAY (experienced):
yeah June I know that stupid sucker...
JUNE (naive):
yeah, with the crunchy little bum...
MAY (experienced):
Ohhh, he's making me get wet...
JUNE (naive):
wet... how's he doing that?
MAY (experienced):
yeah he's a top dog shaggin' every girl in town...
JUNE (naive):
hey May mmmh, what's a top dog?
MAY (experienced):
yeah... A big gun...!
JUNE (naive):
ooou really is it that big...?
MAY (experienced):
yeah... it's a monster...!
1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
ooouuu rock me rock me... Rock Me Lover Sucker...
2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu... I said a rock me.. fother, mucker, lover sucker...
CHORUS Bridge Solo:
3 + 4 VERSES:
JUNE (naive):
hey May, you ever done it with him before...
MAY (experienced):
yeah June, I rode him all the way, around the world...
JUNE (naive):
ooou, ooou, ah, well what'd it feel like...
MAY (experienced):
ooouh... it really made me sweat...
JUNE (naive):
eeeh... ooey gooey slippy sloppy drippy droppy...!
MAY (experienced):
yeah you're gettin' the idea now if ya wanna get laid...
JUNE (naive):
yeah that sounds like fun ooou ah ah ooou...
MAY (experienced):
come on come on let's slip 'n slide...
JUNE (naive):
ooou... I'm going I'm going...
MAY (experienced):
O.k. June, ya feel it... now come...!
1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
Rock Me Lover Sucker...
ooouuu rock me rock me...
2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu... I said a rock me.. fother, mucker, lover sucker...
MIDDLE:
JUNE (naive): ***orgasm***
Oh...Oh...Oh.............
MAY (experienced):
wow... hey June you o.k....
JUNE (naive):
ooou bow wow, gee wiz I never thought it could be like that May...
MAY (experienced):
yeah he's a slick dick June, now let's play with him together...
MAY + JUNE: ***duo orgasm***
oh...oh.................
1st CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
fother, mucker...woah...
Rock Me Lover Sucker...
ooouuu rock me rock me...
2nd CHORUS:
Ooouuu... woah...
rock me lover sucker...
Ooouuu...
I said a rock me..fother, mucker, lover sucker...
I said a rock me..fother, mucker, lover sucker...