My drummer friend Rich wrote the lyrics for this. Something tells me that particular relationship between Rich and the 'Alien Amazon' didn't work out!
C'mon - there's no woman in the world THIS evil, is there?
This is not one of my monster movie tunes - but it is of the same theme. Hope you like it.
Alien Amazon
VERSE 1:
I believe it was love at first sight
I was an average guy - I fell in love over night
I said to myself – “this is it”
Yeah – or so I thought – where did it fall apart?
Yeah they say love is blind not blonde
She took my everything – my constitution is gone
Yeah she sucked out my soul with one glance
With a vampire heart – yeah I had no chance
CHORUS:
She’s an alien Amazon
No place to hide no place to run
She’s an alien Amazon
Got a razor tongue
Using her smile like a laser gun
VERSE 2:
There ain’t none can compare to this girl
Yeah – she’s an alien – I know she’s out of this world
So take heed and protect what you got
Yeah – this girl is fine yeah this girl is hot
Stay away if you want to survive
Yeah I got out of there – I got out alive
And if you fail and start thinking romance
You will end up my friend – doing the alien dance
CHORUS:
She’s an alien Amazon
No place to hide no place to run
She’s an alien Amazon
Got a razor tongue
Using her smile like a laser gun
Road Apples/Rich M. 2008