I went out all night on Monday
And by Tuesday I was dead
I woke up in the cupboard
With a bottle at my head
Someone else's body
It was lying under mine
So I drank another whisky
And I dropped another line.
If you're going to drink a bottle
Then you may as well have five
Cos there's nothing else on Earth
To let you know that you're alive
Than whisky in the morning
When the dew is in the grass
And another night of drinking's
Gone and laid you on your ass
Filled to the gills with whisky and pills
Another night has come and gone without a warning
Filled to the gills with whisky and pills
And we'll have another bottle in the morning
So I drank a cup of coffee
Ate some bangers and some mash
Had another drop of whisky
And I smoked the finest hash
Till another bloody bottle
Found its way into my hand
So I drank away the morning
I was feeling mighty grand (chorus repeats)
So I walked to Glenmorangie
Johnnie Walker sang the blues
Jameson and Dewars,
They were playing 22's
Glenfidditch walked, MacAllan stalked
Glenlossie scored a goal
So I drank another bottle
Of the juice that saves my soul (chorus repeats)