Lyrics
yo i'm stoppin yall here like yall ain't crossin the state line
i'll battle two Al's and make em lose at the same time
but look at the bright side, it's not like yall aint try
yall got this battle loss, but at least you got name ties
the old school's gon school, yall knew that plenty
nobody's feelin double A's, cuz they two flat titties
it's kinda silly, aint no one in hell likes these b*** es
so i'ma put yall back on the shelf like clean dishes
and i dont wanna hear no b*** in bout the brackets
cuz if this was the finals, i wouldn't see you f** s
i'm bout to catch fire, and burn em like Blade to vampires
only cats that voted for yall, voted for Sanjaya
alkaline:
don't call me a liar, see Alk, i'll melt ya
like snow up on the Alps, or like Alka Seltzer
i aint gotta half try to spit a real live verse now
you already half dead, i killed Line first round
you could try your best but couldn't match my bars
i'm bout to down Alky hard like I'm at the bar
back up off me, see what you say is fallacy
i'll remove Alkaline like i'm changin batteries
and i aint scared, cuz you be a joke in person
what you gon do, stop my remote from workin
you spit a lotta bull, so i gotta pull you out of the tournament
you one time use, not rechargeable
you better give it up, cuz i aint ever been passed
you could do twenty three tracks and still end up in last
and still nobody will remember like a memory lapse
you a f*** in nerd, you made your name in chemistry class
Alkaline's a basic element, that aint intelligent
still in first stage development, and stayin irrelevant
i'll quickly fade away a wannabe fake innovator
wit a high pH, so i know that you a playa hater
way to wait around, last round you said you double XL
you a heavy weighted clown, i'ma lay it down
you a whore in disguise, with notorious lies
you more than despised, and you got the corniest lines
al nino:
ayo Nino, dog you got a dickface style
you can't rap and i wanna rip your rib cage out
you always walk around town wit your big gay smile
i seen you on south park, you was Big Gay Al
whenever you rap alone, your rap is a bore
that's why you did tracks with half of the cats on this board
cuz you aint got no stayin power, you will remain a coward
it's your fatal hour you about to get your name devoured
you might as well hang with Michael up in Neverland
cuz that would be the best way for you to ever get a hand
until this round i never met a man so feminine
i predict a weak Al Nino like the weatherman
you on crack if you thinkin "I might beat him"
and why you here now, it's not even the right season
i guess your timing is f*** ed, and your brain's desolate
how the f*** you Al Nino when you aint mexican
i be reachin down just to beat this clown
you know you aint the man, cuz El Nino means the child
you better check your watch, it's time to peace out
last round i won by vote count, you won by default
and aint nobody phased me, my opponent praised me
you won by a no show, your opponent's lazy
and there aint no way that you're avoidin the loss
you fat, so no wonder you're destroyin the crops
i be turnin up the heat to a million degrees
you supposed to be a storm, but this sh** is a breeze
you just a fakin lame makin a mistaken name
why the hell you Al Nino when you'll never make it rain
you bout to wake up layin naked in a lake of pain
you shouldn't touch a track unless you gotta take a train
you had to wait a day cuz you was unpackin
just moved outta your mom's, but you should move back in