These flyin’ cruiserweights don’t deserve a second look
It’s like watching the Haiti Kid beat up on Lord Littlebrook
And they are so light in the pants they should be called transvestites
I got more hits on the mike than free porno websites
I got kids carvin’ double horns on their bathroom stalls
I ain’t in this for the money, Lebron James took it all
And Chris Benoit? Yeha, you got fans, but I don’t respect you
The only Wolverine I see is in X-Men 2
And I beat up an preppy punk wearing Abercrombie & Fitch
I’ll sign his autograph first, then run away with his b----!
