'Pack-A-Punch-Mama'
Come on down to the basement Billy Ray
Come on down you gotta hear
Just what I'm gonna say
Come on down to the basement Billy Ray
I found a earring in our bed
N' you been playin' away
Come right here n' stand up straight n' tall
I need you eye to eye
For when I pin you to the wall
Your mama said you was an awful kid
Well here's the payback honey
For all those wicked things you did
This one's gonna hurt
But the second slap is free
You been puttin' it around
You been makin' a fool of me
Tell that two bit floozy
Her lovin' just ran out
And here take that from me
And it weighs a hundred pounds
Well don't look cute n' try to sweet me up
Yah know you had it comin'
When you saw my smokin' truck
Get back up so I can knock you down honey
N' when we're finished here
You're gonna take me to town
Get up Billy Ray, it don't suit you on your knees
Somethin' sure does tell me
You're tryin' hard to please
Don't mean to make you sore
But this is how it's gonna be
Don't you cross this gal...
Unless you'd like a punch or three
© Maria Daines/Paul Killington
2005