This little number's about the going's on on a typical night at the Casa Classa Club.
Is this the Ballad of Polly Ester and Ray Aughn ?
More Buck Naked Lou Quarmwater magic.
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Lyrics
He was the archetype of Jim Morrison
But the poor boy could not sing
She was a walking talking Madonna
But she just didn't have the swing.
Is this the ballad of
Poly Ester and Ray Aughn?
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You're gone.
Now the cowboys
And the acrobats
Say they almost had her
In their laps
They would buy her Pink Ladies
They would buy her Jack
She would turn them over
She would turn them back.
But Ray he was different
Might've been his cologne
She got down wind of him
And was a dog for his bone
When he smoothed on over
Her tail did wag
He said," I'm rev,rev,revvin' baby,
How's about a drag?"
Is this the ballad of
Poly Ester and Ray Aughn?
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You're gone.
Well she followed him
To where the lights were dim
And while he shook her shimmy
She shammed his shim
His machismo Tango
Had her floating on air
While her fingers entangled
His glistening chest hair
She shed her inhibitions
He shed his skin
She hollered,"Hey ho honey
I love to sin!"
Then he hissed,"Lovely lady,
How's about a back rub?"
And soon the sparks were flying
At the Cassa Classa Club.
Love
Exciting and new
Come on board
We're expecting you.
she said,"A lust ,a love
A lub-lub-lub,
Now the bathtub's dirty
And there's the rub."
Ray was as cynical as Polly naive
Of course she said,"Of course"
When he suggested they leave.
Is this the ballad of
Poly Ester and Ray Aughn?
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You're gone.
Now it was back in the lair
Of the Lizard King
He said,"Elvis is alive.
Won't you wear my ring?"
She said," I wanna do the nasty
'cause I like you, but,
Will you respect my morals?"
He replied,"More what?"
"Well don't be cruel!"
Polly Ester roared,
"Will you love me tender
or leave me bored?"
Then he slinked and he slimed
'cause he could not speak
But he sure bragged about it
To the boys for a week.
Is this the ballad of
Poly Ester and Ray Aughn?
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You're gone.
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You sweep her off her feet
And then you do your best to screw her
You meet her
You kiss her
You love her
You do her
You're gone.