This a a parody of the song 'goin down' by Yung Joc. Beat by Nitty.
Give it a listen, and post parody requests of my soundclick message board.
Trying to be ridiculous, I thought of this driving home from college.
Here we go again
Suburban USA
You know I go by the name trip t right?
I gotta introduce you to
the only person in my squad right
which is me
I gotta give yall a hit
Verse 1:
Mesquitos in my face
Wish they�d go away
Aska million times trip t where you stay
tell 'em trailer park
I heard a dog bark
Got my knee caps broke, betta pay my loan shark
Call me on the phone
I like to smell my feet
Took my dog to the vet cause I think he got fleas
'97 saturn with fur on the seats
Computer froze up hit control alt delete
I like to wear my hood
I ran into a door
Candy in my hands
playing frogger on my phone
Spaghetti on my face, a real cool guy
Got 20 dollar subs that I got at best buy
everbody loves me
I can�t lie
Kid throws me a paper
everytime he bikes by
If you ever see me
please say hi
Can I take your order
would you like a large fry
Chorus 2x:
meet me at the elevator
it's goin down
meet me at the escalator
it's goin down
meet me at the staircase
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down
Verse 2:
Verse number three
Oh wait, I meant two
I never learned to count
when I went to grade school
In st. paul everybody knows my name
It�s tic tac toe, the kid who�s always spittin game
Simon Cowell is a jerk
He should keep it to himself
Havin everybody hate�em can�t be good for his health
I play Yu-ghi-oh and magic
7 days a week
#1 on soundclick
and I�m witty on the beat
I really hope you like me
Cause I really don�t know
Stop drop and roll
then I falling to the floor
Standard safety features in my brand new car
Crash test certified, it got 4 stars
Bumper stickers on the back
Of my Saturn sport coupe
Time to get some ice cream
I want a double scoop
I like to walk around with smile on my face
Beam my latest rhymes up into outer space
Chorus 2x:
meet me at the elevator
it's goin down
meet me at the escalator
it's goin down
meet me at the staircase
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down
verse 3:
Time to take a break
Cause I�m getting kind of tired
Up till three in the morning, mountain dew got me wired
I never like to lose when I play hide and seek
I follow all the trends that I see on dawson�s creek
got attacked by a goose, cause it wanted more bread
Gotta sor throat so I�m takin sudafed
Everytime I walk by, I�m followed by flies
I never take a shower so it�s not a big suprise
I wanna be a rapper, don�t know what else to say
So I copied other rappers and became a DJ
When I make music I just let my rhymes flow
Until I get a record deal knockin on my door
meet me at the elevator
it's goin down
meet me at the escalator
it's goin down
meet me at the staircase
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down
meet me in the stock market
it's goin down
meet me at the ski slopes
it's goin down
meet me at the submarine