Hard Liquor
Hard liquor is thicker
than cider to a spider.
Hard liquor is quicker
than you think, take a drink. Oh baby!
Are you ready with your teddy
in your arms full of charms?
Are you ready to go to beddy-bye
with me? Can't you see? Oh baby!
You're insane from the rain
that's been hittin' where you're sittin'.
You're insane from the pain
in our lives, from our wives. Oh baby!
An explosion from no prevention
causes commotion in slow motion
an explosion that I won't mention
that I've tried, and I lied. Oh baby!