Entry for the September 2006 KVR contest - theme 'The World'
Lyrics
I don't live in Barnsley any more
Have you tried to buy a flat cap down in London?
It'a a chore
Since I left your mardy bum up north
I've noticed that the girls down south are foxy
But they snore
Hampstead, Highgate, Belsize Park
Oh please
Stick em in your London Eye
Take me back to Leeds
Back to where the girls know how to tease
Back to where the pies are best
And they make proper cheese!
They might be northern monkeys
Back up home
But London's full of cab drivers
And all they do is moan
I can't stand the Underground no more
Hell's seven circles have got nothing on Zone 4
Battersea and Notting Hill
Oh please
Stick em in your London Eye
And take me back to Leeds
Back to where a pint has got a head
Back to where the whippets roam
And humour isn't dead