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[THE RAP: This was in response to a challenge–to write a song about an alien invasion of earth. I made a couple of assumptions. I asked what if (1) the aliens were cute and fuzzy, and (2) country music made 'em want to have sex? (Hey, they said rock 'n' roll did that to us when we were kids, remember.)
And with that--and 350 miles in The Car With No Radio--I got this...]
[4/4, brightly]
NAKED SPACE HAMSTERS IN LOVE
--J. Wrabek
1.
Last night, I left the radio on
And found a spaceship on my lawn,
Lookin' like a silo
With a shiny, pointy nose;
Doors and windows open wide,
Two furry things on the ground outside
Doin' things I can't describe
In time to the radio.
CHORUS:
Naked space hamsters in love;
Copulatin' furballs from the stars above;
Can't keep their paws off'n each other,
Like you and me when we was younger,
Naked space hamsters in love.
2.
I ignored their antics best I could
And welcomed 'em to the neighborhood,
Said "Peace and friendship really good"
And "Are you stayin' long?"
They didn't bat any of their eyes at me,
Or say "Earthling die! or "Earthling free!"
Just kept on humping in the gravity
To them country music songs.
CHORUS:
Naked space hamsters in love;
Copulatin' furballs from the stars above;
Can't keep their paws off'n each other,
Like you and me when we was younger,
Naked space hamsters in love.
3.
Well, I had to turn off the radio--Didin't want to wake the kids, y'know--
Told 'em, "Take it when you go
And have a pleasant flight";
I waved goodbye to their rocket spurts
As they departed Planet Earth,
Spreadin' Love through the universe
Two hamsters at a time.
CHORUS:
Naked space hamsters in love;
Copulatin' furballs from the stars above;
Can't keep their paws off'n each other,
Like you and me when we was younger,
Naked space hamsters in love.
TAG:
Can't keep their paws off'n each other,
Like you and me when we was younger,
Naked space hamsters in love.
Naked space hamsters in love.
(c) 2006 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. Allo the usual rights reserved just in case. No hamsters (alien or otherwise) were harmed in the writing of this song