The nado is the opposite of mojo. it's like the dark side of the force, and it's where all jazz comes from.
Lyrics
I was drivin' outside Laredo
just the other day
drivin' along, listenin' to songs
when I felt somethin' give way
I felt somethin' give way
somwhere outside Laredo
Kenny G came on the radio
I become a spazz when I hear that jazz
and I think I tore my nado
I think I tore my nado
I think I tore my nado
now I can't sing
I can hardly swing
my trombone feels like it's Play-Doh
grandpa played the trumpet
but he didn't play in Laredo
I'm pretty sure he married a whore
but he never tore his nado
I think I tore my nado
I think I tore my nado
I think I tore my nado
my nado hurts!
oh oh oh oh
my nado hurts
ow ow ow ow
my nado hurts
shoobee doo doop boo boo