This is a serious song about how we might meet and talk with an alien race. It is not a novelty song OK?
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I woke up with an idea and this is what happened
Abducted by Aliens © Dick Langford
I've been abducted by aliens, whilst I was waiting for my bus
They were from Alpha Centauri, but they looked a lot like us
They said that I had to show them, everything that I could show
When you're abducted by aliens it would be rude to say no
I knew I had to show we were more civilised by far
So I said we should take a walk down to the nearest bar
We started on the wheat beer and I lost count after eight
And two or 3 hours later, we were all best mates
Break
They said you're polluting the rivers, polluting the land, air and sea
With a shrug of my shoulders I said well it don't bother me
When you talk to the aliens they'll show you the good they can bring
Being abducted by aliens puts a different slant on things
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One said she was Sarah that's not alien to me
She said they only have weird names in Hollywood movies
I said I liked her perfume and it made me feel alive
She said that it was made on Mars, Canal Number 5
Intergalactic relations took a further step that day
I got home after midnight and fell asleep straight away
And so it was the next morning when I didn't feel too bright
I was abducted by aliens, at least that's what I told the wife