Did you die today? No? Then this song's for you, duder.
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Story behind the song
News media fear peddling. Be afraid of everything! Oh, noesss!
Lyrics
Livin' in a box on top of rocks.
Nothing can stop this world from spinnin'.
Magma just below your feet can't you feel it
bubbling and churning?
Snake in the grass you can't move fast.
It's got you within its sites.
It'd eat a bird if it could but they have the gift of flight.
Outside your front door are all the things
that can take your life and separate your body from your being.
That means you're being dead.
You'll never get off planet earth alive.
So here's some advice to live your life by.
You're gonna die someday.
Woo-hoo!
But probably not today.
Yeah-hey.
Outside your front door there's a baboon with your name.
There's a turtle, too.
And he wants some human soup.
Vultures won't wait.
They are hungry and they are the top of the food chain.
You may think you can kill that vulture,
but what did I say earlier?
Outside your front door are all the things
that can take your life and separate your body from your being.
That means you're being dead.
You'll never get off planet earth alive.
So here's some advice to live your life by.
You're gonna die someday.
Woo-hoo!
But probably not today.
Yeah-hey.
Hope you're not dead.
Think you're not dead.
Wish you're not dead.
If you're not dead
call up all your friends.
Call your mom.
Call your dad.
Call anyone who might be sad.
Tell 'em that you're feelin' fine.
Tell 'em that you're drinkin' wine.
Tell 'em something now.