Parody of 'Tears In Heaven'
comedy
parody
tim
mayfield
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Lyrics
[spoken]
"Brother Bill, is it true there's no beer in heaven?"
"Well Stuart, I'm glad you asked that question. I've written a song to explain our position on this deeply theological question."
[sung]
Would we feel ashamed
If we got drunk in heaven?
Who would get the blame
If we passed out in heaven?
Beer would be strong
And never gone
Do you know if they're serving beer in heaven?
Would it come in cans
If they have beer in heaven?
Would they have my brand
If they served beer in heaven?
You think it pays
To pray this way?
"Lord, I hope they let me drink beer in heaven"
Wine would make me frown
Can't handle whiskey
Moonshine in a jar, brings me to my knees...toss cookies
My only cure
Pass on liquor
So I hope that there will be beer in heaven...
Can you say there ain't
Any cold beer in heaven?
Could you be a saint
If you drank beer in heaven?
I must be wrong
I'll end this song
'Cause I'm sure Peter won't drink beer in heaven...
[spoken]
"Ah, that's too bad. Do you know of any religion that does believe in beer in heaven?"
"No Stuart. I don't know of any."
"Oh."