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one of my favorite things to do, is come to the playground
and watch all the little kids jump up and down
and run around screaming and shouting, it's great,
but it's funny, they never figure out I'm using blanks
know what I hate? indian givers... wait up
I take that back... I hate people who take drugs
like.... US customs, for instance -- they make me mad
I say [attention, fag, drop my bag!]
plus I'm always sad cuz I'll watch T.V. and see
these commercials with children who have nothing to eat
and I can't help but cry, I just think... man...
I wish I was that thin, but I drink too much, damn
"and a waist is a terrible thing to mind"... sh** ...
[or is] "a mind is a terrible thing to waste?" I forget..
either way, don't drink and drive, stay clear
or you might hit a bump and spill summa ya beer
but aside from my bad habits, lemme settle this...
the toughest time in anyone's life, ever is
not kicking addiction or dieting, I'll tell ya...
it's when you gotta murder your child cuz he's the devil
and nobody understands why, what the hell?
they say things like "who made you God?" I say "well...
I figured I must be God when I was praying and a bell
went off in my head, that said, hey you're talking to yourself"
asshole... plus, my girl's a big help
what's that's famous saying about wealth?
"Behind every successful man is a lovely woman" -- right?
and just behind her is his ugly wife
there are three types of people who roam this land
...those who can count and those who can't-
and it took me three years to see, I can't rap for a damn
but now I can't quit cuz I got fans
I'm from the 'Burbs, where we're so backwards
we cut down the trees, and name roads after 'em"
where kids in the backseat cause acc-i-dents
and accidents in the backseat caused half-them kids
it's a fact - so guys, be safe in your whips,
and wrap your dicks tight, ladies, never forget
giving head saves lives, but even more important,
you don't have to be dead to receive our organs
which reminds me, solving the abortion debate's [easy]
just say "no" to sex with pro-lifers, [believe me]
they'll cave faster than Star Jones exercising
the second her eyes notice icing
these are the views of a highly disturbed individual
I am the Surgeon General
consider these, scrip-tures a, scupltured. visual
warning for your mental [stories]
to guide the public, performed un-interrupted
designed to inform, indicate and instruct them
we are marching, trust in
the army I'm forming for introduction...
I don't know what I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold