My alarm clock goes off (RISE)
I get out of bed (GET UP)
I make some breakfast (EAT)
Breakfast tastes bad (BLEH)
I hate breakfast (DIE BREAKFAST DIE)
I get in my car (TOYOTA)
I turn it on (VROOM)
I drive to work (GET OUT OF MY WAY)
I don't get a flat tire (ROCK)
It's my kind of day (OH YEAH)
I go to the office (DO YOUR JOB)
I do some paperwork (MORE LIKE SOLITARE)
I get the hell out