Bouncy ska kuntry funk about how fat people are going to die.
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Story behind the song
Face it, fat people are going to die. Lard is their salvation but in truth it is their downfall.
Lyrics
You know Elvis had a monkey and he taught it to drink whiskey
Until it got cirrhosis of the liver and died
My point is monkey see and the monkey will always do
Dead before you're fourty means american pride
The children of the nation suffer from stomach inflation celebrating graduation by having a stroke
The blood clot in your veins will move swiftly to your brains, your ventricles are failing like a Tipper Gore joke
//chorus// Put down the pie
And you might not die
Your heart must really suffer
Americalorie
Look at your ass
Better snort slimfast
You greedy motherfucker
Americalorie
Your fat ass family will use up all the gravity what happens when we run out and fly off into space
Man, they're getting bigger as they like a fuller figure being healthy isn't easy so they fill up on cake
Waistlines are expanding as they're not expanding famine to come in and wipe out crops of sugary snacks
It is not surprising your blood pressure is rising your reaching broom is handy now you are on your back
//chorus//