A sample track off of the upcoming album '8Bit Bullsh***' by MadHatter. 'Ganon Slayer' is for all the Zelda fans out there. The Triforce is MINE!
sage francis
insane
icp
twiztid
tech n9ne
tech nine
insane clown posse
ninja
abk
mindless self indulgence
anybody killa
clown
blaze ya dead homie
da kippa
hyper sniper
mad hatter
scrub
Lyrics
I roll through Hyrule, swinging my blade
I got mad Rupies, hella paid -
And I'm on a quest... to eliminate Ganon...
Some say I'm a loose cannon...
Just because I like to throw my swords -
And leave them stuck dead in your vocal chords
That don't mean you have to hate...
Extinguishing evil is my fate
So I roam the land, every day and night
Looking for adventure, looking to fight
Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater
My name is Link, and I'm the hater exterminator
Don't test me... I come hard
Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard
North... West... South... West...
Secret passageways in the forest, yes
I gotta get the Triforce back -
Or the Kingdom will think I'm hella wack -
Check it... Don't think I'm a let that happen...
I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin...
Miss Zelda is my lust
To win this Princess over... I must -
Wipe the darkness from these lands
I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands
"That's right, fool! I'm coming for your pig-faced ass! Ain't nothing gonna stop me! Send your best henchmen! The Triforce is mine! ... Mother fucker..."
I stopped to ask for directions...
From an old man in a secret dungeon section...
But this is what the old man spoke:
"Dodongo dislikes smoke." - What the fuck?
I guess I'm better off... by myself
Killing my enemies, stealing their wealth -
And I'm saving up... for expensive things...
Arrows, potions, and power rings
All you Moblins ain't worth a dime
And Octoroks ain't worth my time
Lots of people are scared of spiders, right?
Well, I ain't scared of no God damn Tektite
Bring it on, bitch! Bring it on
Once I find you, you won't last long
Make fun of my tunic... I ain't mad...
The healing faeries all think I'm rad (Sexy!)
Beat me... torture me... cut me up
I'll feel up a fearie and she'll heal me up -
I'm unstoppable! ... You can't win...
Even if I die, I'll come back again
So bring your monsters, they can die too
GANON! I'm coming for you
"So Link continued his journey... taking the well-earned Master Sword... North, past the forest... and into the catacombs of Death Mountain... wherein lied his ultimate fate... to face Ganon... and return the Triforce... to Hyrule..."
I slash and I slice and I stab and I cut -
When I finally find Ganon, I will fuck him up -
But this dungeons a maze, and I am getting lost -
But I will find the bastard, no matter the cost -
Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow -
I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow -
A Darknut is nothing but a stain on my sword -
These weak little creatures are leaving me bored -
So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map -
Now I light my candle and I head down the path -
And I chop and I hack and I kick some more ass -
My health is now dropping, how long will I last? -
I drank my last potion, my mouth is so dry -
And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die -
But I will not give up, and on that you can bet -
I will save this Kingdom, this ain't over yet
Good versus evil... No rest
Death Mountain... My quest
Journey to the underground lair
My name is Link, I'm the Ganon Slayer
Good versus evil... No rest
Death Mountain... My quest
Journey to the underground lair
My name is Link, I'm the Ganon Slayer
I found heart containers with a bit of luck -
And I used my compass, so I'm no longer stuck -
Now I'm outside the lair of my enemy -
So I focus my hate to build more energy -
I kicked down the door... but to my surprise -
Ganon dissapeared right before my very eyes -
So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark -
The only sound was the beating of my heart -
But I sensed a movement behind me, so I swung -
With my Master Sword, and I guess it must have stung -
Cause Ganon lie hurt as he fell to the floor -
Then I shot about twelve arrows into that whore -
Now Ganon is dead and the Triforce is back -
And I am a hero, Zelda is on her back -
I ended my quest in the Princess so deep -
I busted my n