Had the idea for this since 2010...then it grew like a FATASS!!
obesity
dark daze bright knights
fat as fuck
twiztid parody
lil wayne parody
Story behind the song
Exactly as aforementioned in the title. I truly wonder what Lil' Wayne & Twiztid would think...
Lyrics
06. We Dont Diet/FAF (Twiztid Lil Wayne parody) (Production: Jared Daniels, Jimmy Konsta & Wizard's Magic)
GIANT...BLUBBERY...ASSES
We aint overweight by accident we make sure we put gravy on our sandwiches fat shit
Stomach growling like The Poltergeist
My blubber ass falling out my bed my ribs I broke em twice
Now I want French toast drenched in all maple syrup & consume it all until I choke
Pork chops, & maybe a ton of sauce
Slam it down the waitress saying OH MY FUCKING GOD!
if you dont move by now then youre full but I ear again in 30 minutes ya better go get the broom
Eat again, we dont complain & dont waste we circle around our motor chairs for the same gain
Spilling me some bread crumbs Kirsty Ally its my 6 to 66th lunch
Diving in a pig out trough & not slow
Putting on a 2 gut in 2 months & thats life fat
(Chorus)
Big to obese
We dont diet
If it doesnt taste good
You can fry it
Blood pressure highest
We dont diet
From the chocolate store
We be buyin
Grubbing up all the pounds from the big amounts of sugar I luv cant keep away from the pastries, what
I just want apple pies my tongue gets burned
Controlled by my food addiction, I cant learn
Better pick it up cause Im munching crunching up the rest with the dip I just splashed it on the check
Gotta get another bear claw, fully enjoyed
Shitty breath always dont care who I annoy we dont diet
Uh-huh, for real, support the value dollar meals
My breakfast, lunch & dinner regardless on how you feel
Its cheap shit, it aint about what you forget
As long as yall brought chips Cheetos with dip Im eating all til gone, I need that shit
Every type of sauce a wet dream to me we feed so long thats why were dismantling
(Chorus)
To restrain the malevolent addiction to my fat ass ways
Were not jogging bitch were not finished
Fuck you, dropping piles in my shoes
Experiencing hard times have me dropping hella food
Obese shit, what I get what I feed
Diabetes, gall bladder, gout heart disease filling up a fatter mouth cause I always be selecting the rest from the other McDonalds proud
You feelin fed yo, but I enjoy too much
Smell the picnic smoke so you know its lunch
Plus then grab Dunkins I bust nothing in half
Sit back & laugh on how big I get
Put the food back? You can do that? Better yet, Im the pigged out cereal killer Lucky Charms yes
Freekshow! Different from the rest
But I love it though then I make a mess
...Im breaking scales not tipping em & chairs whenever I sit in em
I might break the toilet if I dare try to shit in it
I lie to myself & others saying that Im on a diet
But Im killing myself with terrible eating & Im slowly dying
Grocery store at late nights cause every night is cake night
If I go somewhere oh, you know its gonna take time!
I dont make the progress I just make excuses
All the fast food places know me as Mr. Abusive
(Chorus)
I look at you, I look at guts
All these overweight fatass fuuucks
All these overweights fat as fuck
I dont have cheeks anymore I just have jowls
Im so full of shit I cant even move my bowels
My pancakes look identical to the 1s in Uncle Buck
Anytime I have someone join me for 1 they be screaming WHAT THE FUCK!!
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? Hmm by the looks of it his mom
I just take 2 footsteps, all I CAN take & they think theres a bomb
Im binging Im stingy Im tipping 550 I dont need a cab for a lift but a crane to come & get me...