A song about how much I hate George W. Bush.
My fellow Americans, we are on the verge of a very important decision. We have reached a crossroads in the history of this country and there are only two places to go. The right way and the wrong way. If you follow me, I will lead you out of the desert and into the Promised Land. No longer will we straddle both sides of a hard decision and get burnt by indecisiveness and hesitation. Under my leadership, this country will adopt a unilateral zero-tolerance policy against all of our enemies. If a rogue nation in any way threatens the integrity of this country’s interests, it can expect swift destruction in the form of a pre-emptive surprise attack. Civilian casualties be damned, these terrorists and freedom haters will no longer be able to push this great Democracy around. We must achieve victory through superior firepower, through a scorched earth policy, through a take-no-prisoners mentality. It may seem rash, but desperate times call for desperate means. In only a few years, all of Uncle Sam’s enemies will be nothing more than a smoldering pile of rubble. Opponents of freedom, justice and the American Way will cease to walk this earth. These are the times that define a man’s life. Get on the right side. Vote for me or the terrorists win. Thank you, and God Bless America.
God Bless America, enforcer of the world,
God Bless America, the world’s superpower,
God Bless America, imperial empire,
God Bless America, blind and without caution.