Heavy Metal track about some filthy roleplaying nerds
wartex
dungeons and dragons
Story behind the song
It's about a group of nerdy Dungeons and Dragons geeks looking themselves in a garden shed to play their shit all night. Performed by the German Heavy Metal band Wartex, which are Nikolai Zimmermann (main vocals), Alexander Sniper Sibirkin (guitars), Carl Philipp Schürmann (drums), Dustin (bass) and Christof Nägel (guitars).
Lyrics
Hey, its two in the morning and you have been playing
Since four a.m. yesterday
Freaked out nerds, they wont stop this mad game
Im afraid, man, you are here to stay
So pick up your dice and take your character sheets
Prepare yourself for RPG
My monsters are ready, they are waiting for you
Theyll hunt you down with strategy
Im your Dungeon Master
Never trust a smile on my face
Heading right for disaster
Thats my maze!
Giant spiders right behind the corner
Marauding goblins everywhere
Dark elves, werewolves, a thousand orcs
Welcome to the dragons lair
Zombies and ghouls, lusting for flesh
Snack you while youre still alive
Secret doors and heavy metal traps
There is no chance you could survive
Fear your Dungeon Master
Demons and devils are in for the kill
As your heart beats faster
Feel the thrill!
(bridge)
Im your Dungeon Master
Feel, your heart beats faster!
(2x chorus)