Astro Defenders return from their leave of absence to begin their adventure somewhere in the backwoods of Appalachia.
rock
melodic
space rock
retro
classic rock
female singer
variety
geek rock
weird al
jonathan coulton
Lyrics
Young cousin Jed was in his shed
A'mixin' up a brew
He went to throw the cows some hay
And left it there to stew
He didn't see poor granny coming
She picked up the jug
A sudden thirst came over her
And she began to chug
Chorus
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Drank from the bottle and thought it was wine
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Now granny ambles with a cane
fuming like a tub of hooch
She vows she'll never drink again
Before the crack of noon
One night she thought she heard
A bear crawl in her bed
She cocked her gun and shot
That bugger in the head
She waited for a growl
Instead she heard a scream
Her bullet went afoul
and hit Jed in the spleen.
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Thought he was a goner but he survived.
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Granny went to bake a pie
Instead of sugar she put lye
Cousin Jed took a bite
And met his cruel demise
Chorus
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Drank from the bottle thought it was wine
Granny's gone blind from the moonshine
Old granny went to dig the grave
And lay Jed in his resting place
But she tripped on the shovel blade
And there they both now lie