Christmas-y ballad with self-explanatory title...
Somewhere there's a wahini
That waits in her bikini
But Santa's not gonna make that scene he
knows...
Theres no surfin at the north pole
No surfin when its so darn cold
All the woodies are covered in snow
Theres no surfin at the north pole
All the elves put their baggies away
Stayin' inside everyday
Not a chance for takin' that one last ride
All work, no more bummin around
Makin toys while the surf is down
The sun doesn't last and not a wave in sight
(Santa knows there's...) (chs)
He's got a sleigh and his eight reindeer
Christmas day is almost here
But that's the only day that seems worth waitin' for
He's been dreamin' of a sandy beach
Ridin' waves at Waikiki
But take a look outside and see that lonely board
(and Santa knows there's...) (chs)