Produced by: Warbucks
Lyrics
Verse 1
Comin' off the 7 train on my way to work
It's about 2 O'Clock and I gotta make it worth
I'm a Bad Boy, at least I think I am
Gonna get that record deal so listen man
I'm a keep it on the low won't tell 'em that I rap
I'm not black they might assume that I'm that wack
automatically, so I'll wait my turn
Meet a couple A&R's like a new neighbor
Standing by the elevator like I'm gonna go to heaven
Suddenly the doors open it's Faith Evans
Wait a second, did she really get that thick?
She looks like a light-skinned Big with a wig
Starin' at her ass and I'm gettin' kinda finicky
I see a tattoo that says, "Ride On Our Enemies"
I wanna holla but she's walkin' to her limousine
so I went back pushed the button for the sixteenth
floor, I'm at the office now
and I'm lookin' like a kid in a Lost & Found
Wonder how I'm gonna be 'cause I've never seen celebrities
It's Black Rob and he's talking to the secretary
"Black Rob, what up? What's goin' down bro?
You haven't dropped in a minute now that's Whoa!"
Then he said, "Who the fuck you think you tryin' punk?"
"My bad dog! Shit, I think I'm kinda drunk!"
I got him mad so he started blowin' whistles
Now the whole label's comin' out with loaded pistols
What the hell is goin' on I don't wanna get burned
"Stop! Don't shoot! I'm just a fuckin' intern!"
Verse 2
I just got myself in some deep shit
So I started running like a secret agent
Pushin' bodies off on occasion
Never stood still I was on and off position
Gettin' good condition I was dodgin' opposition
Then I got caught by Loon what a buffoon
He put me in a chokehold until I turned blue
I went inside my pocket grab the first thing in it
Smacked him with a Mase CD but then he bit it
Kicked him in the fuckin' nuts then I got tackled
5 members of Da Band pickin' up my ankles
Took a cheesecake threw it 10 feet high
and made 'em fight each other for the piece of the pie
Got back up then I ducked Carl Thomas
Saw an open closet so I got inside and locked it
Somebody's cryin' it's Mario Winans
So I said, "What's the matter man? Why are you whinin'?"
He said back, "I don't wanna know if she's cheatin'."
"Who? Janine? I fucked her last weekend."
Thanks to my big mouth I got knocked senseless
and went through the door leaving nothing but the hinges
I can't take this I'm jumpin' out the window
but the street bended like that Eminem video
Not yet free I see MJG
So I throw an 8-Ball at his f-a-c-e
Escalade pulls over time to get fired
Diddy comes out tellin' me, "You're hired."
Verse 3
Sign below the dotted line
Should I sell my soul I don't know but I'm thinkin'
Just me and Puff inside the Cadillac tinted
Wishin', Dear God will I get bigger
'cause Puff's kinda busy smellin' J.Lo's picture
I don't need a girl but I need the world
It's kinda like a girl cause I wanna fuck the world
Still, I gotta stay real what's the deal
Do I gotta rap about Benjamin dollar bills
"Listen, when you got fans make 'em dance"
"Yo Puff I need another pen!"
"Here, take that take that"
Fuck it I'm a sign tell the devil that I'm ready
Then my window breaks it's Mase with machetes
I get grabbed out but Diddy gets away in time
I knew I heard Big oh shit it's just Shyne
Thanks a lot guys, man, what was I thinkin'
Puff comes back, "They was just kiddin'. Get 'em!"