Mitch
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11
chambered stoners
Oct 23, 2009
So I asked this broad for a soda and she said "I'm a diabetic..."
So I asked for a beer, witch she gladly gave me. She's also an alcoholic.
Dumb ass bi*** Your FuKcing logic is FLAWED...
chambered stoners
Oct 23, 2009
Next time your on the rag and your boyfriend wants some good OL' Sex Just GO with the FLOW, Don't get yourself rapped... Dumbass
chambered stoners
Oct 22, 2009
Lately Lady luck lives lavishly like lesbians Licking Gilded dildos.
chambered stoners
Oct 22, 2009
FIRST FIFTEEN FAGS TO PHONE GETS A FREE FISTING!!! From the band that brought you hits like "Morn the grand Oak" and others...
chambered stoners
Oct 22, 2009
I tell the truth so much the bible asks me for advice regularly, Also I trained the mice in my kitchen to get the olive without getting hurt by that pesky fuKcing mickey mouse trap.
jaydoze
Oct 14, 2009
Kill you some White kids then eat some Dog sh***.
chambered stoners
Oct 11, 2009
Poop into my Spaghetti Strainer. Then, lick the bottom smooth While I Call in sick.HA!
chambered stoners
Oct 11, 2009
I was born with an unusually Smooth Rectum, So I've always Been a little early to the party so to speak. Hmm. Foreshadowing....
chambered stoners
Oct 10, 2009
If you Murder enough Kids You start to feel as though you owe Something to the world. e.g. I just started donating Jizz. Can't wait to get that 5 gallon Pin!
chambered stoners
Oct 10, 2009
I've had Lockjaw So long I forgot how to whistle. Plus my mom has to pre chew some of my food but as it turns out this is frowned upon in Burger king so I invested in a privacy curtain.I can't help but feel some sexual tension with her though... Her saliva tastes like what i ate earlier...Always.
FAIL.