DavidEBeats
Quit Being A Bitch...It's Unbecoming...
Nov 11, 2007
Seriously.
I mean...
Seriously.
See, there is a need for exposition here. Moving into my new pad which happens to conveinetly be located in the suburban sector of 'Lil Africa[1]less than a month ago, I've only seen my roommates a handful of times. New to the whole scene, I shower, and roll out to work.
Harmless, correct?
Sorry sir, you are incorrect, and the punishment for that is death.
But seriously guys, i shower;hardly anything left in the shower, and roll out to work. So I come home, after a grueling day of serving coffee to non-english-speaking immigrants and middle-aged-menustrating white women[and some men]I like to relax with a hot shower and my beloved Kanye West CD.
Before I step in the shower, i notice my rag is cold chillin' with the spiders.
LolWUT?!
Like seriously[2]! I'd rather have seen a cow having an orgy with my best friends grandmother than to see my rag sitting in codwebs. Being the type of guy that I am[Read: Awesome], I approached one of my roommates. This guy is an easy 45 years of age, living in a house with all teenagers. He also smells, smells like acid...but thats a total other can of millionaires all together.
Anyways, I ask him very politely[3]whether he moved my rag. He literally started lunchboxin' all over me!! I couldn't even understand what was going on at all!! I was actually scared...for the first time in my entire life..!!
Maybe if he wasnt such a bitch, he wouldn't be lunchboxin' so hard. Like, seriously[4], its a serious[5] condition. People have died from it.
1-Silver Spring, so...many...ethiopians.....
2-Like, 3rd time i said serious.
3-And Awesomely.
4-5th time
5-6th time
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