?LUCKY(THE LEPER)SCLERODERMA.......DRUMS
DAVID(DIARRHEA) DEMENTIA..........GUITAR/VOCALS
HEINRICH CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB........GUITAR
SCOTT(BUBONIC)MENINGITIS..........VOCALS
CHARLIE (THE CANCER) CHERNOBYL ...KEYBOARDS
HAROLD(HALITOSIS)HEMOCHROMATOSIS..BASS/HARMONICA
ANDREW AMYOTHROPIC SCLEROSIS.... KEYBOARD/ VOCALS
?? LUCKY, DAVID, SCOTT AND CHARLIE MET EACH OTHER WHILE THE WERE
BEING DETAINED AT A NORTH KOREAN MILITARY HOSPITAL FOR THE
CRIMINALLY INTELLECTUAL AND INCURABLY CAPITALISTIC.
THIS IS WHERE THE BOYS WERE USED AS HUMAN GUINIE PIGS FOR ALIEN
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS. YES YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST THE ALIENS HAVE
LANDED
IN NORTH KOREA AND TOGETHER WITH THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT ARE
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET EARTH.
THIS IS WHERE LUCKY GOT HIS NICK NAME BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT KIND
OF RADIATION , ANTIPERSONNEL ,BACTERIA OR CHEMICAL ANTIPERSONNEL OR
DEFOLIANTS THEY EXPOSED HIM TO HE JUST SEEMED TO GET STRONGER.(JUST
LIKE A COCKROACH)
SCOTT BUBONIC HAD THE FAMOUS PLAGUE INTRODUCED INTO HIS SYSTEM IN
1999 BUT THIS PECULIAR STRAIN IS ONLY TRANSMITTABLE TO ALIENS(POETIC
JUSTICE).
SCOTT ALSO POSSESSES THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTICS OF BEING ABLE TO
REGENERATE HIS LIMBS AND DIGITS .AS THEY ROT HE GROWS THEM BACK. THIS
CAN
MAKE FOR SOME HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS AT REHEARSAL
YES AND WE ARE LOOKING TO OPEN SHOWS FOR ANY BAND COMING THRU EDMONTON. IF YOUR BAND IS TOURING WEST CANADA WE WILL SET UP A SHOW HERE. THE CATCH IS IF WE COME TO YOUR TOWN YOU SET UP OUR SHOW.pLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR SHOTS ARE UP TO DATE!!
BAUHAUS , LOVE N ROCKETS , IGGY POP , THE STOOGES ,UK SUBS ,NIN ,SKINNY PUPPY ,
SCLERODERMA,DIARRHEA, DEMENTIA
HEINRICH CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB,BUBONIC,MENINGITIS, CHERNOBYL,HEMOCHROMATOSIS, AMYOTHROPIC SCLEROSIS....