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Adult Film Stars

 
Adult Film Stars

We ain't corrupting the youth. They've been corrupted we're discussing all the stuff that they do.

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Air Apparent-Remix

...some date some wait and some just f*ck
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Picture for song 'D&D' by artist 'Adult Film Stars'

D&D

....cause im commodtiy d*ck wit community dope, quarterly each month my house unity smoke......
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Primetime Piece-Remix

The whole game will have to know both names
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Party Hats

Out here still rolln blunts still smokin......keep the party hats on...
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Picture for song 'Make Urself @ Home' by artist 'Adult Film Stars'

Make Urself @ Home

Big Screen TVs Blunts 40s & bi***es
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We ain't corrupting the youth. They've been corrupted we're discussing all the stuff that they do.
Band/artist history
After touring Europe with The Rolling Stones, fans were wild about The Adult Film Stars. One woman was spotted getting "AFS is The Fucking Awesomest Band EVER” along with the Two Thumbs Up (ala Siskel And Ebert) tattooed on each of her delightfully perky breasts. And since he was a huge fan, Grateful Dead Legend Jerry Garcia invited AFS over for countless recording sessions in his home studio. It is believed that the 40+ now lost classics have been stolen by Michael Jackson, and are hidden in the Neverland Ranch. With followings in Rome, Babylon, The former Soviet Union and Gomorrah (they were banned in Sodom) Adult Film Stars mania is clearly spreading. Adult Film Star Brand X (Real Name: Danny Zuko) has been elevated to cult-like status after his torrid love affair with Dana Scully from the X- files. And everyone knows about his brainchild, the trashy website ratemycameltoe.com, which gets about 5 million hits a week and is nominated for a Master’s And Johnson’s Award for the 5th year in a row. Adult Film Star Boocho Mcfly (Real Name” Bukkie Nekkid) takes time out of his hectic smoking schedule to teach women how to have G-spot orgasms. “ I’m just tryna give back to the community. Can you dig it? Ha ha” Millions have, as these two trendsetters have influenced countless acts, from the Beach Boys to Seal, and even the beloved Jerry Springer. This influence is often times attributed to their ultrasmooth attitude towards women, music and life. (Also known as sex, drugs, and rock and roll) “When I first heard Party Hats I knew I wanted to do music.”- Party girl Tara Reid “Anytime I hear Wanna Get High I expose myself. That song gets me hot!”- Star Jones, (professional fat lady) “I listen to Gigalo when I need pointers with the ladies” Lil Bert, (T.V. midget) With all this praise, haterism cannot be far away. “When evil noise is passed off as music and fed to own children, we know these are the last days.” responded a clearly determined Dr. Bill Cosby, when asked about his involvement in the burning of Adult Film Stars valuable collectable items and memorabilia. “If you listen to any AFS song such as Oh Face, Two Thumbs Up, or Dick And Dope, you are going to Hell!!” said our leader George W. in his state of the union address regarding AFS. But not all feel this way about Adult Film Stars. When Brand X made a special appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show, the famed host was so aroused by his cock ring enhanced erectus that she gave everyone in the studio audience a pound of her Sweetest Cheeba. And former President Bill Clinton has been a regular guest on previous AFS albums, providing commentary, playing the sax, and smoking out with the crew. Even former Fluff Girl turned Baby momma to Mcfly Pam Grier has shown support, despite his cheating on her with the cast of Girls Next Door. It seems easier to love the Adult Film Stars than hate, and you should too. It’s just the right thing to do. -C.D. Tucker, Author of “I Love Adult Film Stars Because Of Their Huge Man Members”
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Special moments? Well...Once I pulled my cock out and danced in the mall. I touched your girl on the buns & she beat me off in the back hall. That would be the main catalyst for my love of hip hop.
Your musical influences
AA meetings. Narcotics. Juggs Magazine. Billie Dee Williams. That one movie with that one guy that did that one thing.
Anything else?
I only got four emotions. DRUNK, HIGH, HAPPY & HORNY.
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